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brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

there are just some people in this world that are just really dumb

and americans wonder why so many people think you guys are fucking stupid as fuck.

Oh boy.

Oh….My……….God……..*Facepalm*

Adding my own story to this mix:

Working at college computer lab as The Helpdesk. An older man comes up asking me for help to find “the real internet”. I go over to his computer and open the browser, which automatically loads the school’s homepage. The man, irritated by that says “That’s the not real internet.” After some creative questioning, I reasoned that he wanted to be taken to the Yahoo homepage, which was the homepage he used at home.

I guess everything outside of Yahoo is the “fake internet”.

My faith in humanity dies each day

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My brother killed himself
on the twenty-eighth Thursday of last year
and I missed four days of work
and my mom wanted to know ‘Why’.
My brother
he was always a fan of beauty
but what he did
was not beautiful at all.

And last week I got the news
that one of my good friends from high school
had overdosed
(again)
except this time
she’d gone too far
and now she was gone.
And I had a hard time falling asleep at night
and her mother
hugged me tight
and thanked me for coming to the service
but I did not
want to be there at all.
This is not
beautiful.

The girl down the street
would’ve turned 21 last year
and I can scarcely imagine
the wild times she would’ve
(should’ve)
had.
But she is buried six feet deep
after falling nearly 300
and she did not leave a note.
This is not
beautiful.

My freshman year of college
and my roommate was beautiful
and how I wanted to be just like her.
But she wore herself down
till she was
almost invisible
and if you blinked
you had to go and find her all over again.
So now her parents are no longer supporting her college tuition
but are paying her hospital bills
watching their daughter crumble.
This is not
beautiful.

So y’all can take your narcissistic
romanticizing
and glamorizing
of self harm and eating disorders and committing suicide
and shove them as far up your ass
as you possibly can.
Starvation is not beautiful.
Killing yourself is not beautiful.
Sadness
is not beautiful.
This note I am writing
is not beautiful.

But you
you are beautiful
and it’s about damn time you start believing it.

” —

(via runiqu)

Everybody should reblog this wow

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wow

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donydonowitz:

Top 5 favorite female singers: Lana Del Rey (4/5)

All my friends tell me I should move on, I’m lying on the ocean singing your song. Ah, that’s how you sing it. Loving you forever can’t be wrong, even though you’re not here, won’t move on. Ah, that’s how we play it. And there’s no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody, it won’t leave my head. Your soul is hunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but I wish I was dead. Everytime I close my eyes is like a dark paradise, no one compares to you, I’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side.

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sharon-lai:

Haunting songs: Just Tonight - The Pretty Reckless

I’ve almost never known any good song that lasted less than 3 minutes and there’s The Pretty Reckless’ Just Tonight. It’s a pity, I hope they repeat the chorus over and over in their concert or something :”3

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“He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.” — (via sureth-ng)

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unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

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"Sign language is different in each—remember we found that out? Did you know that? Sign language isn’t universal. I think that’s quite interesting." - Louis [x]

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"If you want to mean "mine" gently slap your hand to your chest twice"

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"Hope: primary hand held with index and middle fingers crossed"

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OMG 

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untrustyou:

Painting by Samantha French

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pvlecvm:

i just need a man first :(((

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First of all HOW DARE YOU
Secondly WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

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