All splattered. Getting my #ARTPOP on. 💅💋

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"MY NAME IS LADY GAGA,
WE’RE PARTYNAUSEAOUS!”
#artRAVEMANCHESTER

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous

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herculeanluxe:

blazeupandtasteme:

Mariah’s backup singer is forced to pay up when he bets $20 that she can’t hit the whistle notes in Obsessed.

oh my god

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rey-zorro:

gabbigolightly:

Kate Moss at Versace Fall/Winter 1994

Byye

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gagafanbase:

Lady Gaga has revealed that in spite of the work with the album being closed, she would like to see “Gypsy” being single and earning a clip. For this, the plan would include the track on her next album and release it as a single (this idea has been used by many pop artists such as Britney Spears, which included “Radar” on the albums “Blackout” and “Circus”). 

Once ARTPOP was announced, Lady Gaga revealed that would record clips for all tracks on the album, but that did not happen. In backstage, Gaga explained to fans that did not happen because their record company did not pay all the videos and she could not do it with your money. Therefore, for have something for the fans, she recorded the video for “GUY” with her own money (since the record had no interest in investing in artpop after the problems with “Do What U Want”). 

Gaga also revealed that she bought a new house, which contains a room full of letters and gifts from fans.

About the next album, Gaga completed saying “I have to keep everything on the new album in secret. There are always people sniffing my pussy. If someone asks about my upcoming album, say that I’m creating an album of experimental hip-hop”.

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qaga:

My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

Troy weren’t at war with themselves….

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS?!

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