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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

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glatumblr:

Hello hello c can you hear me

i can be your china doll

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

I SHIP THEM

timeandbananas:

tom-bass:

N…o…..

No…

NO

Responding with this appropriate GIF

HA FUCK YOU ALL I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!1

HAHAHAHAHA

New episode of Doctor Who tomor—

consult-the-doctor:

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 Cabaret

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dragontattooed:

STOP SCROLLING

You get a hug for being you.

CONTINUE SCROLLING

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