My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME
I SHIP THEM
Responding with this appropriate GIF
HA FUCK YOU ALL I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You get a hug for being you.